F$^*king Helicopters

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
11/25/2015 at 20:44 • Filed to: None

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We live at 74th and Amsterdam Avenue. They inflate the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons on Central Park West, two long blocks away. Every single fucking Thanksgiving morning we wake up (early) to the sound of helicopters turning around over our building. Because god-for-fucking-bid they should miss a single shot of Sponge Bob. Even now, the helicopters are up taking shots of deflated Snoopy and partially inflated Dilbert. Can’t I sleep for just one more hour?

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DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > Steve in Manhattan
11/25/2015 at 20:50

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Go shine a green laser at them. Helicopter pilots love that shit.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Steve in Manhattan
11/25/2015 at 20:52

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I will never understand parades.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Steve in Manhattan
11/25/2015 at 21:03

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You sure it isn’t black helicopters looking for terrorists? No, really. I imagine security will be pretty tight.


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Steve in Manhattan
11/25/2015 at 21:15

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I used to live near you and remember this without fondness.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > ttyymmnn
11/25/2015 at 21:23

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This is the only guy worried about black helicopters in NYC.

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Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/25/2015 at 21:28

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With the exception of the St. Public Intoxication Patrick Day parade I don’t get it either.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Birddog
11/25/2015 at 21:29

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It's just like let's watch people walk around.


Kinja'd!!! whatisthatsound > Steve in Manhattan
11/25/2015 at 21:48

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You live in NYC near the parade staging it’s one day. I’d wager a bet the staging location was there before you moved into your place. Most importantly you live in the greatest city ever, enjoy the festivities and be happy! I may be bias because I used to drive the rhinos underneath the balloons, and I miss NYC.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Steve in Manhattan
11/25/2015 at 21:48

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You sound grumpy. Are you?


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Steve in Manhattan
11/25/2015 at 22:22

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Nice place to live


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > ttyymmnn
11/25/2015 at 23:16

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This year there might be more security, although I haven’t seen soldiers in the subway so far. But I am in for the duration - cooking, eating, and watching movies.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > whatisthatsound
11/25/2015 at 23:17

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Fair enough. But I didn’t realize the turnaround was over the building until Thanksgiving 2001. But I’d probably have still moved in.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > thebigbossyboss
11/25/2015 at 23:28

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I have my moments. This is one of them.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/25/2015 at 23:44

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Thank you. If I want to see the Rugrats, I have Netflix.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Steve in Manhattan
11/25/2015 at 23:58

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And there’s giant balloons. yay. I’m bored.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/26/2015 at 02:46

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Yeah - it’s coming. Going to bed now, so I’ll be woken up shortly!


Kinja'd!!! orcim > Steve in Manhattan
11/26/2015 at 03:06

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I don’t like ‘em either. Ever. They used to fly over us due to weather for tourist stuff all the time. Then 9/11 and everything stopped - what a difference in the experience of living. Then they were back, got rerouted because the density was going up around us, and now it’s only Green Harvest chopper noise every now and then.

Then, I get to come out of the house, look up, smile and wave. No weed on my land, bro. At least that your look down infrared detectors can see.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Steve in Manhattan
11/26/2015 at 09:45

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I'm so sorry.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/26/2015 at 11:15

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Actually covered my ears with a pillow and got another hour.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Steve in Manhattan
11/26/2015 at 11:16

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Nice.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Steve in Manhattan
11/26/2015 at 12:30

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Hahaha don’t we all.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Steve in Manhattan
11/26/2015 at 18:13

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